November 4, 2004

Signs of the coming apocalypse

More signs that the coming apocalypse is near:

- A lion attacked a man who jumped into its enclosure and shouted at it: "Jesus will save you!" at a zoo in Taiwan's capital.

- Blood sucking monkeys lurking at an ancient Hindu temple in India's northeast have attacked as many as 300 children in the past 3 weeks; "They hide in trees and swoop on unsuspecting children loitering about in the temple premises or walking by, clawing them and even sucking a bit of blood," Bani Kumar Sharma, a priest at the Kamakhya temple in Assam state, said Tuesday.

- George Bush wins the 2004 US presidential election

....the end is near my friends...


Mark Plus said...

I really, really, really hate Jesus now. Stargate is right: God IS our enemy!

Death Enclave said... indeed near. But I don't give a heck to religion on this matter... and spiritual leaders as well.

God's are just pre-made images...powered by grid of re-programmed human brains.